Danny was sitting in the back seat of the car deep in thot with a big smile on his face. When Paula asked him what he was thinking about he said, “You know what’s so funny? Jesus was watching over Mary & Joseph when they were babies.”
Now that’s a thot!
While cleaning the house Carly followed me around room to room to get help with multiple Polly Pocket dress changes. She finally settled on the pink ball gown. Trying to feign motherly interest in her game I asked her if her doll was going to a party. “No, Mommy, she’s going to Bethlehem in a carriage with Prince Charming and when she gets there she’s going to have baby Jesus.”